U.S. Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin Catches COVID-19 Despite Being Triple Vaccinated

Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin has contracted the COVID-19 virus despite being triple vaccinated and receiving the maximum amount of Big Pharma protection for the illness.

“I have informed my leadership team of my positive test result, as well as the President,” Austin said. “My staff has begun contact tracing and testing of all those with whom I have come into contact over the last week.”

Austin claims that his symptoms are mild and he will continue to attend meetings virtually “to the degree possible” over the coming week. He was fully vaccinated, getting two jabs and receiving a booster shot. Even though these shots failed at keeping him safe, Austin remains a shill for them in his official role lording over the Pentagon.

“The vaccines work and will remain a military medical requirement for our workforce. I continue to encourage everyone eligible for a booster shot to get one. This remains a readiness issue,” he said.